(Source: shitscarletttsays)
(Source: idgafimawesome)
“are you dating taylor swift?”
ED I LOVE YOU
santana lopez in every color
↳ white
(Source: williamsandpond)
people who call vaginas ‘vajayjay’
you think you got problems my sister calls them ‘vajigglyjags’
vadidgeridoos
(Source: r-i-p-augustus)
“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(Source: poyzn)
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.